Simon Lovell

Simon Lovell reminds me of a cross between "The Grinch" and Jack Nicholson. He's an extremely cunning british bloke... and when I say cunning, that's no joke. watch out! because he is considered to be one of the world's top sleight of hand masters! I would never want to play poker against him... it's as if he has the power of freezing time when he handles cards because he moves so cleverly and slyly that only time travel would permit such acts. He loves his cigarettes, his dirty jokes and you'll rarely ever see him without a brown bag... and we love him because he's Simey.

You can catch his magic show called "strange and Unusual Hobbies" every saturday night at the SOHO playhouse. He was also on VH1's Celebracadabra. He taught Carnie Wilson how to do a card trick. He also once told me that he was in Tim Burton's Batman. He plays one of the bad guys with Jack Nicholson!